William Van Wert
What’s the difference between a comic novel and a comic poem? Instead of a laugh a page, there’s a laugh a line. In this macaronic, punning novel you’ll follow the adventures of a Mafia don-Don Quickshot, right?-as he heads down to South America for some good ol’ revenge. Comes complete with a gay sidekick.
ISBN 0-942979-32-X, quality paper, $9.95 Sale $5.00
ISBN 0-942979-31-1, hardbound, $19.95 Sale $10.00
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The Don wore rings on every finger,
or he wore none at all. It didn’t matter.
The way Little Red Riding Hood
We’re off to slay a man named Sid,
whose real name was Lanza or Pinzo
He was a dimwit slovenly gullible squire.
He lives in another time zone.